I just bought some really cool thingamajigs? Did I say jigs? Whoa, I’m a racits. The president can’t be a racits cause he boolack, but he tryin to make me sound like one.
Anyway, what I bought that was cool was some gasoline and food thingamajigs with these money thingamajigs obama is going to give me. And I paid some bill thingamajigs. And I din’t sign up for a vacation thingamajig with golf thingamajig cause I didn’t have enough of those money thingamajigs left over.
Meanwhile, the thingamabob lobby is preparing a lawsuit....