If I were an illegal criminal alien, I would get to California as fast as I could.
If I were an illegal criminal alien, I would get to California as fast as I could.
If I were a criminal citizen of the US or non-citizen if you can get away with it, I would run for any office as a Democrat as fast as I could.
You have a decent shot at being Prezbo/King of the UnUnited Socialist States of America.