[BenLurkin]

Sure thing, Hussein.

They'll put you on the mailing list.

[no-to-illegals]

WOW! What an opportunity for the JPL to make a statement. The JPL must have quietly said okay, when they should have come down like a ton of bricks.

[I Drive Too Fast]

Maybe JPL can let US know if they find intelligent life in the White House.

[cripplecreek]

There's good news and bad news.

[COBOL2Java]

News flash: JPL calls Obama to the situation room to show him Martians!

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[xrmusn]

Well just ask Sheila Jackson, who does he think maintains the plot around the American flag the Astronauts planted?

Maybe this is that 3AM phone call that Hillary was talking about.

I am still waiting for BO to say “We are going to the sun, we will go at night when it isn’t as hot”.

If he doesn’t jobama probably will.

[Jonty30]

“Even if they are microbes”?

I think we can be self-assured that, if there is life on Mars, that is a given that microbial life is all there will be.

[InsidiousMongo]

Gotta watch out for those leathery looking objects on those foreign planets....

[pallis]

He is looking for his Obamartian ancestors that came here as slaves.

[Doogle]

No Odungo, but they found your college transcripts..........

[Brilliant]

“Let me know if you find any Martians... They haven’t been paying their taxes.”

[mass55th]

"Obama Wants JPL Scientists To Let Him Know If They Find Martians"

Why? He'd still have to use his teleprompter to talk to them.

[rlmorel]

I am stunned that Charles Bolden, the head of NASA, has turned out the way he did (or at least the way he appears to me)

He was a Marine, a pilot, and an astronaut.

Yet, here he is, acting like an affirmative action appointment to head up NASA. I hate that it sounds that way, but how on earth else can one justify his actions in his current job? It makes no sense to me.

How could someone like this implement the policies of the Obama administration?

The whole ridiculous issue of “muslim outreach” aside, I suspect I am not the only one baffled by this man. I stayed up to watch the landing, and when it was successful, someone with his clipboard wielding secretary walked in to the control center (It looked like him, though the stream was grainy) and was roundly ignored.

He looked like he was trying to find people to celebrate with, and he and his secretary appeared to be ignored by everybody. It looked awkward.

Perhaps some other Freeper has some knowledge of this situation at NASA they can share. I would like to think I am mistaken on this...I have a lot of respect for the USMC, and this guy was career, but what the hell? Additionally...his son’s middle name is “Che”. WTF?

[JohnBrowdie]

If NASA finds a Martian, Obama plans on giving him the right to vote (for him) in November via executive order.

[GnL]

Found one!

[LibLieSlayer]

Noted rocket scientist and Nobel laureate sheila jackson lee, upon being notified by the Mars Rover team of the discovery of microbial life on the Red Planet, called obama to notify him of the news.

“They found those bugs under a rock... over by the flag the astronauts planted there before”.

LLS

[workerbee]

[blueunicorn6]

Is Nancy Pelosi proof that there’s no intelligent life on earth?

[GreatRoad]

whitey on mars really pisses off obama. good thing gil scot-heron didn’t live to see this - it’d have given him a heart attack.

[SandRat]

and NO O-bummer even if we do find any, we won’t register them to vote for you!

[dagogo redux]

Hey Barak - I’m in the phone book. Sheesh!