Great for a bumper-sticker and a T shirt! :-) I think you’ve found your calling, cripple, sell them online.
I just opened a pure conservative online store a few weeks back. There isn’t much there yet but I’m already opening photoshop for a new one. Virtually all sales end up going to FR (its not an official thing, its just what I do.)
http://www.zazzle.com/conservativetrader