Years ago it was found that local dialects were dieing because most people were beginning to imitate the speech patterns of the TV news reporters and game show hosts.
TRUE STORY: Years ago we had a Yankee move down here and take a job. One day he went into a local cafe and ordered a hamburger and french fries.
When the waitress brought them, he said...”I need a fock!”
The waitress, shocked, said “WHAT!”
He said “A fock, something to eat my french fries with!”
Get the fock out of here!!
French Fries you say?
I have never seen a man eat french fries with a fock unless they were swimming in chili, cheese and onions.