Congrats jug-ears, you just invented the Trabant II...
Probably manufactured in Gooberstan by Government Motors, it will have a "historic" price of only $62,999.99 (after a government rebate of $60,000.00 in tax credit over 46 years), comes with a pre-approved 2,000,000 carbon credit account at AlGore Inc. A no-cost 30 day bumper to bumper 50% trade-in allowance (for new Trabant II) assures you of worry-free driving for, uhh, a little while.
Free DNC voter registration card with every purchase.
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