I always thought I had it. If I do, Obama is not gay. Trust me or don't trust me on this one.
Is it your considered medical opinion that he is just a big sissy then? IMHMO, he's merely not gender normative. Stanley got him a male nanny in Indonesia who was a transvestite ... common in the gay-accepting culture of olde Indonesia. Perhaps it all started then.
Have your GAYDAR unit re-calibrated by an independent lab and get back to us. Also sorry to hear about Reggie Love leaving town. He's not gay, either. Much.
Now who can argue with that?