[Zathras]

Hey its Bigfoot’s fault.
The sun was in our eyes.
Global warming created a flux our database.
Romney made us do it.
Paul Ryan hates women.

[MaxMax]

There's also Bush. You know he was a pilot and somehow managed to trick them
into this. Now, Bush is dumb but, um, he found one tired Democrat and used
some sort of brain wave manipulator device. Yea that's it, manipulator device.