[Nervous Tick]

Question for Vice President Biden: “some say” you rival Winston Churchill as a statesman. Please tell the audience how you honed your awesome diplomatic skills.

...

Question for Congressman Ryan: As you may know — but probably don’t — the country of Kyrgyzstan is a former Soviet republic. Spell it, and list and spell each of its enclaves, and name and spell the leaders of each enclave.

[muawiyah]

PROPOSED ANSWER: "Look lady, I'm armed and dangerous and have my own bodyguards too. I'm sure this will make your ex-hubby happy as a pig in slop" (pulls gigantic hogleg pistol out of trousers and fires once). Camera pans to Obama just off camera who is politely applauding. (/s)

(Announcer whispers softly "Michelle is no where to be found" ~ just as we notice the golf club tucked under Obama's left arm.)