FTL is possible!! (if you watch MSNBC)
To: Maurice Tift
2 posted on
10/15/2012 10:20:28 PM PDT by
Brandonmark
(2012: Our Hope IS Change!)
To: Maurice Tift
Impossible, only a Plymouth Satellite can travel faster than the speed of light.
To: Maurice Tift
MSNBC says Get Stuffed to Albert Einstein.
4 posted on
10/15/2012 10:21:30 PM PDT by
Lou Budvis
(I'm voting AB0/RYAN)
To: Maurice Tift
Faster than frickin’ laser beams? Attached to sharks’ heads?
5 posted on
10/15/2012 10:23:16 PM PDT by
Jeff Chandler
(To bid on this tagline space: www.jeffchandlerstaglinespace.com)
To: Maurice Tift
“He was traveling faster than the black hole at the center of the universe!”
To: Maurice Tift
No wonder I couldn’t see him.
8 posted on
10/15/2012 10:28:49 PM PDT by
doug from upland
(I don't like RINOs, but I love my country more than I hate Romney...Muslim marxist, get out!)
To: Maurice Tift
Not unprecedented. CNN Presents the "faster than light" space shuttle.
10 posted on
10/15/2012 10:34:39 PM PDT by
Jet Jaguar
(The pundits have forgotten the 2010 elections.)
To: Maurice Tift
11 posted on
10/15/2012 10:35:57 PM PDT by
Jet Jaguar
(The pundits have forgotten the 2010 elections.)
To: Maurice Tift
Humans are as fast as lightning under certain conditions, such as kung-fu fighting.
12 posted on
10/15/2012 10:36:07 PM PDT by
Ken H
To: Maurice Tift
Reminds me of this classic:
ALI G: When you went to the moon, was the moon people friendly, or did they scare you? BUZZ ALDRIN: We had no hopes of finding any life there whatsoever.
ALI G: When is man going to walk on the sun?
BUZZ ALDRIN: It's much too hot on the sun; we can never go there.
ALI G: We could go in the winter, when it's colder.
14 posted on
10/15/2012 10:46:01 PM PDT by
Drew68
(I WILL vote to defeat Barack Hussein Obama!)
To: Maurice Tift
Show me a universe where a man falls from a balloon faster than the speed of light, and I’ll show you steel that can’t be melted by fire.
15 posted on
10/15/2012 10:47:25 PM PDT by
C210N
("ask not what the candidate can do for you, ask what you can do for the candidate" (Breitbart, 2012))
To: Maurice Tift; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows
Well, falling as far as he did, he might have reached the speed of light, who knows. It could be. We have to keep our minds open to the possibility.
17 posted on
10/15/2012 10:55:39 PM PDT by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong!)
To: Maurice Tift
Proving, once again, the Lorentz Invariance of journalistic stupidity in all frames of reference.
18 posted on
10/15/2012 10:58:04 PM PDT by
FredZarguna
(Maybe he was a neutrino for most of the jump.)
To: Maurice Tift
I wonder if Baumgartner met with himself before the jump.
To: Maurice Tift
I guess that explains why his capsule seemed bigger on the inside.
27 posted on
10/15/2012 11:46:27 PM PDT by
Redcloak
(A founding member of Drunkards for Romney)
To: Maurice Tift
It’s fine, nobody but you was watching.
33 posted on
10/16/2012 12:44:18 AM PDT by
Bullish
(The stink from this amateur regime smells all the way to Kenya.)
To: Maurice Tift
Well of course. Everyone knows that. It he fell all the way from the sun to earth in 4 minutes, he had to be traveling faster than light! Light takes 8 minutes.
34 posted on
10/16/2012 2:11:52 AM PDT by
Right Wing Assault
(Dick Obama is more inexperienced now than he was before he was elected.)
To: Maurice Tift
It must be the “Republican War on Science” that makes MSNBC so ignorant.
35 posted on
10/16/2012 2:19:33 AM PDT by
Cincinatus
(Omnia relinquit servare Rempublicam)
To: Maurice Tift
That's not the worst MSLSD has done...
37 posted on
10/16/2012 2:31:08 AM PDT by
Fresh Wind
(If Obama is an empty chair, then Biden is the whoopee cushion.)
To: Maurice Tift
He did break the speed of light. He landed before he jumped.
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