[knarf]

Stay behind the podium, but turn square to zero and say,

"Mr President, if you give me the middle finger again, I will come over there and break it off"

Crowley will piss her pants, zero will cry, the audience will break the rule and scream cheeringly and we'll have marshall the next day, or we'll never see zero again.

[Lazamataz]

Stay behind the podium, but turn square to zero and say, "Mr President, if you give me the middle finger again, I will come over there and break it off"

You cannot do that. Obama will flip it again. However, you have given me a good idea:

"Mister President, if I had an employee who just shot me the middle finger like you just did, I would fire him on-the-spot. Perhaps America needs to fire YOU!"

[American Constitutionalist]

If Obama gives Romney the middle finger it will remind people of what Clint Eastwood said.
Clint Eastwood " No Mr. Obama, I am not going to tell Romney to do that to himself ".
Therefore, Romney could say: " No Mr. Juvenile delinquent president, I won't do that to myself, and I won't tell Americans to do that to themselves "

This gesture along will solidify Romney's support among the Independents.