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Coming this fall to NBC: When Segways Attack.

1 posted on 10/28/2012 1:37:32 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement

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Coming this fall to NBC: When Segways Attack.

Why do we bring this to you? To exploit your prurient interest? Because the films are all but free? To make money?

NO! It is because we care about you and your safety -- the only way you can stay safe is to stay away from Segways: WHEN SEGWAYS ATTACK!

2 posted on 10/28/2012 1:48:07 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (We canÂ’t just leave it (food choice) up to the parents. -- moochele obozo 2/12/2012 (cnsnews))

To: ConservativeStatement

Wow, those Swedes really know how to party!

4 posted on 10/28/2012 1:56:20 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)

To: ConservativeStatement

I thought the only thing those things could run over was a cliff, while transporting its inventor.

5 posted on 10/28/2012 2:03:04 PM PDT by elkfersupper ( Member of the Original Defiant Class)

To: ConservativeStatement

they have violent Segway Gangs in Sweden?

6 posted on 10/28/2012 2:06:00 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)

To: ConservativeStatement

The rest of the article:

“Zee mun epprueched zee Croon Neeghtcloob oon Emurelsgetun in centrel Molmö in zee eerly huoors ooff Thoorsdey und ettempted tu eccess zee premeeses. Um gesh dee bork, bork!

Es zee cloob ves clused fur zee ifeneeng he-a ves lefft bungeeng in froostreshun oon zee duur. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! He-a is elsu repurted tu hefe-a impteeed a reffoose-a cunteeener veet gless buttles ooootseede-a zee intrunce-a.

Zee cummushun ettrected ettenshun und zee puleece-a vere-a called, erreefing in zee furm ooff tu pleeen cluzees ooffffeecers oon beecycles. Um gesh dee bork, bork!

Eccurdeeng tu a lucel puleece-a spukespersun vhen zee droonk mun see zee puleece-a ooffffeecers he-a joomped oontu a Segvey und remmed oone-a ooff zee puleece-a ooffffeecers, roonneeng oofer heem.

“He-a is soospected ooff essoolteeng a puleece-a ooffffeecer und feeulently reseesting errest fur hefeeng dreefen oofer a puleece-a ooffffeecers veet a Segvey,” seeed Unders Leendell et Melmö puleece-a tu zee noospeper. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!

“It hoort,” Leendell edded. Bork bork bork!

Zee loo-speed Segvey essoolt lefft zee puleece-a ooffffeecer noorseeng brooeeses und is repurted tu hefe-a ifeded sereeuoos injoory. Bork bork bork!

Zee mun is foorzeermure-a soospected ooff zeefft es he-a vas uneble-a tu identeeffy zee ooner ooff zee tu-vheeled bettery-dreefeen peuple-a cerreeer “

7 posted on 10/28/2012 2:06:34 PM PDT by Nik Naym (It's not my fault... I have compulsive smartass disorder.)

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8 posted on 10/28/2012 2:09:41 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Superciliousness is the essence of Obama)

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9 posted on 10/28/2012 2:17:05 PM PDT by Squawk 8888 (True North- Strong Leader, Strong Dollar, Strong and Free!)

To: ConservativeStatement

Malmo has a large muslim population.

14 posted on 10/28/2012 4:16:11 PM PDT by HIDEK6

To: ConservativeStatement

Was the Segway weaving and staggering?

15 posted on 10/28/2012 6:43:46 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy (Monarchy is the one system of government where power is exercised for the good of all - Aristotle)

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