Three Reported Missing After Animal Rights Activists Take "War on Leather" to Motorcycle Gang Rally

The Spoof ^ | Jan 30, 2010 | Fuzzy Duffy Rating:

[TigerClaws]

Try to read this without laughing out loud… H/T Mike Hoy

What a wonderful coming together of two diverse groups! We need more gatherings where the idiot activists are given warm, moist, aromatic welcomes like this one. This is why PETA usually protests women wearing fur rather than bikers wearing leather. Sounds to me like the old saying, “you mess with the bull, and you get the horns”. Gee, I guess these characters thought that Bikers where going to be politically correct like the rest of the wimpy world.

[TigerClaws]

From story:

When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activist’s meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret hand shake,” assured the organizer.

[Edward Teach]

Alas, Snopes says it’s not real.
One can dream though.

[GeronL]

lol

great time to be had by all

[TigerClaws]

Oops.

Snopes says its a fake story.

Admin please remove

[Alter Kaker]

Satire

[GeronL]

Why does anyone care what lefty Snopes says?

[carolinablonde]

Sadly, this is satire.

theSpoof.com

[Chode]

is this real or satire???

[Mouton]

Bikers 1 PETA 0

[SueRae]

Fake or not, its a great story.

Last week we had some nutcases in Berks County trying to stop an annual pigeon shoot at a privately owned rifle club. They’ve been arassing them for year. One of the activist idiots mounted a camera on a drone to record the event...and his little mechanical birdi got blown out of the sky. Put a smile on my face, for certain.

[SamAdams76]

I knew this story was fake the second I read that bikers and leather were involved. Nobody from PETA would ever confront leather-wearing bikers because they know that broken bones will result - their broken bones.

PETA are like schoolyard bullies. They only pick on people they know won't fight back. People like fur-wearing trophy wives.

[A.A. Cunningham]

You have to actually post to a moderator, not yourself.

[freekitty]

I don’t believe Snopes; but if it is a fake; it’s a good fake.

[moose07]

Fake or otherwise, thanks for the laugh!!!

[MtnMan101]

It’s from “The Spoof”. Of course it’s not real.....it’s a joke and it says so....
CHILL OUT, lighten up.

[Hot Tabasco]

“The Spoof” should be a clear indicator that his article is satire..........on second thought, no.

[jivin gene]

“PETA are like schoolyard bullies. They only pick on people they know won’t fight back. People like fur-wearing trophy wives.”

barry......paging barry soetoro.......

[Chickensoup]

Don’t you just wish it were true, even for five minutes?

[Rusty0604]

Good laugh even if it is fake