[ConservativeStatement]

Mounted the younger woman? Say what?!

[Vendome]

Left her breathless .....

[Theoria]

Mount = Position in grappling. It seems the ‘defender’ knew some basic BJJ.

[driftdiver]

I’d assume she was sitting on the other woman swinging away.

[BADROTOFINGER]

All that’s missing is the Joe Rogan blow-by-blow...

“Full mount and now the ground and pound, Layoya is in serious trouble here! Oh! She gave up her back! And now the rear-naked choke! She’s out! She’s out!!!”

[Rannug]

Someone let loose too soon

[Figment]

That story has to be the most poorly written that I’ve ever seen. Mounted what younger woman? Who choked her out?

[dennisw]

lulz ... started the New Year with a laugh. A mysterious choke hold appeared out of nowhere

[tumblindice]

Ah yes! The old “sleeper hold.” My mother used it often on me.
I believe she learned it from our Negro housekeeper, “Mammy.”

[ArcadeQuarters]

Guilty.

[El Gato]

Haynes then struck the older woman in the face with a cane, mounted the younger woman and struck her multiple times before she was put into a choke hold that put her "to sleep," the report said.

What a fractured sentence. Hard to tell which person "her" and "she" indicate.

But dissecting it, it appears the thief, Haynes, struck the older woman and then mounted a younger woman and struck the younger woman multiple times, before SOMEONE, put Haynes into a choke hold.

Sounds like Haynes should not have let her attention stray from the old woman.

[DH]

LaToya Haynes Huh?

We just have to pass some new laws to keep these Amish from committing crimes.

[Safetgiver]

I’ve mounted LOTS of younger women but never CHOKED them.. Umm, except that one time.

[NonValueAdded]

bad reporting and even worse editing.