Pretty brave talk from men who squat to pee. http://www.suhaibwebb.com/ummah/men/standing-and-urinating-in-islam/
“Islam teaches us a few rules about how to relieve ourselves with dignity.”
The first rule is, feel free to `pop a squat’ where-ever and whenever you feel the need.
Sorry moose-slimes but Prince Harry relieves himself like a man after:
When you’ve had too much to drink
There’s certain things to keep in mind
Like if you find your hands
and underarms are bleeding
Your beer bottle might not have a twist-off cap
And don’t ever go home with
a woman they call ‘Moose’ or ‘Vince’
And never bet that you can fit
your head inside a glove compartment
Get drunk with dignity
Keep in mind that just because a bulldog licks your face
it’s not necessary to lick him back
Stay away from drinks with names like
“Brain Seizure” or “Hippo Laxative”
Get drunk with dignity
If a bar has human ears nailed to the walls,
don’t pass out there
And if your homemade jello has some goldfish in it,
you used the wrong bowl
And there are phrases you must learn to avoid
Phrases like, “That badge looks stupid”
and “I can prove these shoes are fireproof”
Get drunk with dignity
Try not to drool on bikers
Don’t moon a nun unless you’ve got a real good reason
Don’t get romantically involved with farm machinery
Get drunk with dignity—by Tim Cavanaugh
Why do they squat to pee? Muslim men are really ... women.
This guy...”globulin hekmutha”....is still alive?
what the hell is wrong with the Limey Wankers?.....
We kill Saddam.....We Kill Osama......cant these Poofter marys...carry their own weight?
send the Prince Back Home and get the job done.
Being so foolish as to pay heed to what a Seventh warlord who doesn’t even have a third-grade education says, is precisely like paying attention to what an uneducated Hollywood actor says. Makes no sense to anyone with a head on his shoulders.
Umm...barry has already surrendered to the enemy. They’re just waiting for us to pack our things and go home.