[subterfuge]

I’ve worked for 43 straight years and i’m 56. The last 34 were at the same place other than being laid off 3 timmes in the last year. I filed for unemploment compensation yesterday. My new normal.

[Ciexyz]

I keep the TV for local news and Downton Abbey.

[Iron Munro]

2036

President Malia Obama announced that the country has turned the corner and her adminstration is making great progress in cleaning up the financial mess left by George H. W. Bush, 43d president of the former USA.

[Bon mots]

Prosperity is right around the corner...

[Lazamataz]

Within 2 to 4 years, I expect this sort of coverage from the Pravda Press at NBC, CBS, ABC and CNN:

Like this

[ez]

According to Hitler, “The task of propaganda lies not
in a scientific training of the individual, but rather
in directing the masses towards certain facts, events,
necessities, etc., the purpose being to move their
importance into the masses’ field of vision.” (page
231) - Mein Kampf

[Moonman62]

The Republican response:

Thank you sir, may I have another?

[Inyo-Mono]

Bttt.

[timestax]

BTTT

[austinaero]

wow oh wow did Rush nail it when he said “The media isn’t news. The media is not made up of people who tell you what happened where you weren’t so that you know. There is no reporting. There’s simply an agenda every day, and the overarching agenda is the elimination of any opposition to the left.”

Boy oh Boy. I’m going to have to use that one. Truth never had a bigger capital “T” than what Rush said.

[Gene Eric]

The Leftwing faction of media is the Country’s greatest threat.

[Kickass Conservative]

It’s not the News Reports, it’s who Reports the News.