A loaded cannon? I bet it’s an islamic plot! 9/11 again! Scramble the F-15s, homeland security clearly needs to respond. And it’s illegal to make jokes about it by a new executive order. Central Park will need to be closed for several years to sort out the situation.
If it saves one life!
Bloomberg and Cuomo are starting an investigation to see who left it loaded in a public park.
If you see something, say something. Remember, the danger is lurking -everywhere-. And it’s no laughing matter./
All is well, David Gregory was using it for a report.
I bet Queen Mikey messed his bloomers.