[Nervous Tick]

>> My abstention from salads has proved to be wise after all!

Yup, nothing but steak and french fries for ME from now on. I was ALMOST on the wagon before, but this cinches it.

[Mr. Lucky]

My first job ever, I was maybe 15 or so, was peeling potatoes at an outfit that made and distributed salads to institutional kitchens. I was so shocked by the misadventures that could be concealed by an extra spoonful of mustard or mayonaise that for the next 50 years I would not eat potatoes unless they had been deep fried in lard.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

***Yup, nothing but steak and french fries for ME from now on.***

Boiling anything in 350-450 hot oil will kill anything that will give you the runs. It also makes the food taste so much better!

Must take a low dose aspirin and an anti-coagulant now.