“a hunchbacked usurper who left a trail of bodies on his way to the throne”
1) So this tells us that a perfect burial for a Usurper is a Parking Lot.
2) Trail of bodies? hmmm seals, top brass generals okayyy
So has anyone notice if our usurper is a hunchback?
Can't say that i have but I did notice a bit of a belly in the "Skeet shooting" photo.
I am willing to say that that is close enough for me.