[SoFloFreeper]

She got plenty of Benghazi questions....

[madison10]

Dear Ari, how does your brother like his job as basketball coach that Barack got him?

[nascarnation]

This is awesome.

[depressed in 06]

Question: How do you get an a$$ that big on veggies?

[Arrowhead1952]

#AskFLOTUS why is the wide load sign on your butt?

Oh wait, never mind.

[green pastures]

Thought this one was good, too:

“Isn’t there a better way to fight obesity than making people too poor to afford food? #AskFLOTUS”

[who knows what evil?]

Including this classic...

#AskFLOTUS On 9/11/12, did you hear PBO at any time say "@LetsMove those folks out of Benghazi"?

[null and void]

Two SEALS and no one's coming
We're totally on our own
Obama can't hear the phone ring
Four dead in Benghazi

Gotta get air cover
Terrorists are cutting us down
Should have been nuked long ago
What if he did squat and
Saw him dragged all around
How can he golf when we know?

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na

Gotta get air cover
Terrorists are cutting us down
Should have been nuked long ago
What if he did squat and
Saw him dragged all around
How can he golf when we know?

Two SEALS and no one's coming
We're totally on our own
Obama can't hear the phone ring
Four dead in Benghazi
Four dead in Benghazi
Four dead in Benghazi
Four dead in Benghazi
Four dead in Benghazi
Four dead in Benghazi
Four dead in Benghazi
Four dead in Benghazi
Four dead in Benghazi

[albie]

Dear Mooch...Your ass looks like 20lbs of bologna stuffed into a 15lb sack. Has anyone ever put a lamp on your ass thinking it was an end table?

[svcw]

Some of the questions have been hysterical.
One (one of my favorites), #AskFLOUTS, When I force my kids 2 exercise & give them limited food, they say “mommy where are the Benghazi survivors”

[Gator113]

Great comments!

One of my favorites: “If your rumored run in 2016 was successful, how long would you blame the previous administration for the sorry state of the union?”

[Uncle Miltie]

Isn't it #Flatulous?

[MissTed]

Ha, these are great! They have more nerve than I ever would!

[Gator113]

—Is it true that your butt has it’s own zip code?

[lonevoice]

Excellent. The twitterverse hijacks Michelle's hashtag to tweet her some very pointed, sarcastic questions. It's encouraging to see conservatives becoming proficient in social media, so we can use their own Alinsky-approved tools against them.

If you have a minute, it's worth the time to read some of these tweets Michelle (and/or her "people") would have had to ignore.

http://twitchy.com/2013/03/11/boom-askflotus-hashtag-hijack-michelle-obama-asks-for-questions-happy-warriors-deliver/

[Baynative]

Or, ask some FLOTUS SUPPORTERS what they think these days.

[wac3rd]

I almost went off on her, but figured this could be a “revenge” type thing for them...held back.

[TurboZamboni]

Is a gun shaped pastry worse for you than a donut shaped one?

[Pan_Yan]

TheTeaParty.net ‏@TheTeaParty_net
#AskFLOTUS Does it bother you that your family costs
taxpayers 20 times what the Royal Family costs the UK?

[Pan_Yan]

Laura Freed ‏@heyLauraFreed
#AskFLOTUS maybe you should have your birthday party in
Benghazi! Since we all know : What happens in #Benghazi
stays in Benghazi.

[Venturer]

I believe that most of the questions about how Obama sleeps are being asked to the wrong person.