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Kim Jong-Un's Latest Unbelievable Threat: Bombing Austin, Texas
Slate ^ | 03/29/2013 | By Josh Voorhees

Posted on 03/29/2013 12:17:29 PM PDT by SeekAndFind

You know the rule by now: If the headline asks the question, the story most likely provides the less exciting/sensational/terrifying (in this case, definitely the third) answer. From the very Telegraph article that Drudge links to:

Despite the increasingly belligerent rhetoric and new images emerging from the North Korean regime, analysts believe its missiles are not capable of striking targets as far away as the US mainland and are not, as yet, capable of delivering a nuclear payload.

North Korea's state-media announced earlier today that Kim Jong-un has ordered his missile units on standby to strike the United States and South Korea. The bluster was accompanied by a photo containing a not-so-secret (or believable) message: a chart over Kim Jong-un's shoulder showing a "U.S. mainland strike plan." NK News took a closer look at the chart and discovered what appears to be the reclusive nation's public wish list: Hawaii, Washington, D.C., Southern California (Los Angeles or possibly San Diego), and Austin, Texas. The first three make sense given geography and politics; no one seems to have any clue about how that last one made it on.

Given how unpredictable Kim Jong-un has already proved, the latest threat isn't entirely being brushed off by the international community. Still, the Pentagon doesn't appear to be very worried. "The United States is fully capable of defending itself and our allies,” Pentagon spokeswoman Lt. Col. Catherine Wilkinson told reporters in Washington today. "North Korea’s bellicose rhetoric and threats follow a pattern designed to raise tensions and intimidate others."

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TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; US: Texas; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: austin; dontmesswithtexas; joshvoorhees; kimjongun; loons; missiles; nkmissiles; nkstate; northkorea; slate
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To: Fiji Hill

Because Austin’s smugness about its low unemployment rate has grated on Kim Jong-un’s last nerve.


21 posted on 03/29/2013 12:32:09 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
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To: SeekAndFind
Alex broadcasts from Austin:

Alex Jones Denis Rodman Kim Jong Un IDIOTS! 11.mar.2013

Alex Worships Kim Jong-il

Alex Jones: Kim Jong Il Cry Rant (10/26/2012)

Alex Jones fantasizes about beating up Kim Jong Un

Just sayin'... lol

22 posted on 03/29/2013 12:32:26 PM PDT by Errant
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To: SeekAndFind

As much as a whole lot of Texans don’t like Austin much, they could still kick North Korea’s hind end all by themselves.


23 posted on 03/29/2013 12:32:33 PM PDT by EternalVigilance (Legislate that down is up if you will, but take my advice, don't jump off cliffs anyway.)
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To: dfwgator

For sure since this guy lives in a tony suburb of Seoul. Probably or most likely several missiles and artillery aimed at Seoul and surrounding ‘burbs.


24 posted on 03/29/2013 12:33:44 PM PDT by miele man
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To: bandleader

Texans keep complaining of the many transplants from other blue states, especially from California.

Well, that’s one way to make people stop moving there. :)


25 posted on 03/29/2013 12:33:54 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
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To: miele man

RE: For sure since this guy lives in a tony suburb of Seoul

Does the South Korean government know about this?


26 posted on 03/29/2013 12:34:31 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
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To: SeekAndFind

lol


27 posted on 03/29/2013 12:34:50 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: dragnet2
you guys can't even defend our border with Mexico

Whoa, Sgt. Friday, you can't blame that on the Pentagon.

If they had orders to defend the border, the border would be defended.

28 posted on 03/29/2013 12:34:53 PM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: SeekAndFind
"The United States is fully capable of defending itself and our allies..."

As long as they attack before Obama's bedtime.

29 posted on 03/29/2013 12:35:20 PM PDT by Cementjungle
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To: SeekAndFind

The rest of Texas is thinking “Do it. Do it.”


30 posted on 03/29/2013 12:35:40 PM PDT by A_perfect_lady
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To: SeekAndFind

When I read these stories, I almost feel like I’m watching an old “Get Smart” episode.


31 posted on 03/29/2013 12:35:43 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (HRC:"Sometimes she looks like a primary schoolgirl and sometimes a pensioner going shopping,"-NKorea)
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To: Cementjungle

RE: As long as they attack before Obama’s bedtime.

Benghazi was attacked when Obama was WIDE AWAKE.


32 posted on 03/29/2013 12:36:07 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
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To: SeekAndFind

“Hello, this is Austin. Bring it on Baby Lips.”


33 posted on 03/29/2013 12:36:41 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: SeekAndFind

Bombing Austin would probably be a major net benefit to the Republic of, uh, State of Texas. We should encourage them...


34 posted on 03/29/2013 12:37:02 PM PDT by Little Ray (How did I end up in this hand-basket, and why is it getting so hot?)
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To: SeekAndFind

It isn’t a secret at all. His latest hit was a slam on the values of this suburb, e.g., really high incomes, uppity attitudes, etc. Psy is a product of this and grew up in this area.


35 posted on 03/29/2013 12:38:15 PM PDT by miele man
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To: SeekAndFind

Speaking as a Texan...who would miss it?


36 posted on 03/29/2013 12:38:41 PM PDT by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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To: SeekAndFind

It’s too bad that my moonbat relatives live just outside Austin.


37 posted on 03/29/2013 12:39:42 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: SeekAndFind
Kim Jong-Un's Latest Unbelievable Threat: Bombing Austin, Texas

In response, President Obama... Aw, never mind.


38 posted on 03/29/2013 12:39:47 PM PDT by deoetdoctrinae (The Old White Flag Republicans can go straight to He// and take their pal Obama with them!)
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To: miele man

Only because there are no tony suburbs of Pyongyang.


39 posted on 03/29/2013 12:39:56 PM PDT by dmz
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To: dfwgator

Someone had to defeat Charlie Chaplin.


40 posted on 03/29/2013 12:43:53 PM PDT by EEGator
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