Obama will cut them a check for $20 billion, they’ll quiet down and Obama will get a Nobel Peace prize for “averting a war”. This was probably on the first page of SOS Kerry’s todo list.
Audio recording (in Korean) of the declaration. It sounds like Pyongyang Patty’s voice.
https://soundcloud.com/voa-korea/wardeclaration
Agreed. I’m sure the printing press in the White House basement is pumping out the money even as I type.