Posted on 05/22/2013 7:15:36 PM PDT by Kevin in California
She probably lives in the attic.
Recent polling ( example here ) suggests that Hillary vs. Christie would be a very close contest in 2016. This made Hillary very nervous
Christie is obviously gearing up for a 2016 race, having had stomach shrinking surgery, and already lost over 50 lbs.
Hillary is therefore now secretly undergoing multiple liposuctions, including a radical new treatment to eliminate cankles, as well a a face lift and major dental work.
The post-surgical swelling will not abate for several weeks.
Her staff is working on plans for a major "reveal." Multiple network shows, along with "Oprah" are said to be in furious competition to land the first interview with the "new and improved" Hillary. Barbara Waters desperately wants the "get," saying it would be the perfect end to her long career.
One aide suggested that Hillary is considering asking all female Democrat senators to introduce a bill calling for Obamacare to include a $50,000 allowance for cosmetic surgery. It would lock up her base for 2016, the aide suggested.
Bill Clinton will likely appear with his wife at her reveal. Hillary's aides are said to be nervous that the former president will stray off script, and make an inappropriate remark, which would detract from Hillary's moment.
Stay tuned for more...
Rockinqsranch, your post is too funny! Except it’s not nice to malign your cats like this.
I knew you’d come through ken5050.
Thanks for the kind words on FR recipe thread. I thought you might enjoy my #83 this thread. Have a great holiday weekend
Too Funny!
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