"Smooches!"
There is absolutely nothing wrong with a feral government official using fear of the feral government to get people to do things for you.
The Death Queen.
KEEP GOING!!! This is ALL going to come crashing down.
It works like this.
Tony Soprana calls and asks if you want to make a donation.
He then says his Friend Pauly Walnuts down at IRS is a nice guy.
Other than the fact that this is simply illegal, what’s the big deal?
Mark
comrad stops ad door, draws curtain closed, flips “open” sign over, peeks out periodicaly:
“Nice place ya got here...”
“....”
“DA MAN IS TALKIN TO YA’S...!”
“Um.....thank you...”
Eyes flicker around the restaurant, setting on yours in a menacing stare:
“Wouldn’t want anything to happen to it, ya know? It being NICE and all...”
“.....”
“How long ya figger it would take for dis here place to BURN DOWN...?”
Pushes pen into your chest.
“I think you should buy INSURANCE....I think you should think REAL HARD ‘bout dat, capiche...?”