We'll call them your posse.
You DO act like a drunk sometimes, that is correct. We'll never know if it's too much alcohol, or whether you're interminably stupid, but it's one or the other.......but you are..."pure"......
:-)
Being correct confers purity, dare I say it, saintliness. For such is my purity! ;) As I am right, I am pure. Purely right! As you argue like a 3rd grader with cartoon pix, you are not....so you are mocked.