[count-your-change]

And another “renowned doctor” says wheat, corn, dairy products, and sugar of all kinds is the problem and certainly meat, possibly fish too.

But we already know baked goods, cell phones, high tension power lines, carbon dioxide, lead and chrome in our water, radon in our basements and artificial sweeteners in our soda are killing us.

Since this is just the start it's no wonder the median age in the U.S. has dropped to about 15. Well hasn't it?

There's still fuels, fracking, fertilizer and fries. I can barely drag myself to a breakfast Quarter Pounder.

[sphinx]

Since this is just the start it's no wonder the median age in the U.S. has dropped to about 15. Well hasn't it?

But looking on the bright side, by eliminating just a few of the risk factors identified by the advocacy groups, we could clearly prevent at least 2,500% of the mortality in the United States today.

[sergeantdave]

“I can barely drag myself to a breakfast Quarter Pounder. “

Well done satire.