I once had a 2 liter bottle of soda escape and start rolling down the street...”
Oh my. Talk about a fizzy situation.
I always have my groceries put in paper bags and I’m amazed at how many sackers have no idea how to put things in something that has a square bottom. Then I set the bags in a box in my trunk and carry the box in.
Apparently some checkers haven’t taken any math in school. Usually keep a sharp eye on them and try to arrange things at check-out so the like things are together. But last time he put the carton of eggs in the bottom and then some heavy cans on top. By the time I got home 4 of the eggs were cracked. So we had scrambled eggs for dinner.