“Meanwhile, in other news...”
“Unemployment is down after the government hires thousands of new highway workers. Many of the new employees can now be seen on our streets and highways, installing speed bumps every ten feet. The government has also promised increased hiring by tire and shock absorber companies as they hire additional workers to handle increased demand for new tires and shock absorbers.”
these people that want speed bumps in front of their houses,i say just dig up the pavement,and leave it gravel like the old days.