[a fool in paradise]

Next we’ll learn that Olympia Dukakis only won the Oscar because of political connections.

[raccoonradio]

When she won the Oscar (tm) for Moonstruck she yelled out “Allright Michael (her cousin) let’s go!”

On the Jerry Williams show on WRKO Boston, a caller sang, to the tune of Nat King Cole’s “Unforgettable”: “Unelectable...”

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(from same show)
PEE WEE HERMAN (Howie Carr nicknamed Dukakis pee wee):
What’s the secret word today?

DUKAKIS: Taxes...

(Sound effect—woman screaming)

PEE WEE HERMAN: So when you hear the secret word...
SCREAM REAL LOUD!