[Signalman]

The Mossad!

[Fast Moving Angel]

God works in mysterious ways.

[Nachum]

They built the reactor on a fault line?

Idiots. They’ll poison us all.

[Sarah Barracuda]

karma is so freakin awesome isn’t it

[hadaclueonce]

Blaming US Fracking in 3...2...1...

[MeshugeMikey]

Russian-built reactor?

ah yes their safety record is peerless. no need to worry about an earthquake splitting it in half....

[G Larry]

Think we need a 9.6.....

[Bluestocking]

What a coincidence, coming just a week after the Iranian nuclear treaty. Either Allah is angry with the Iranians, or Israeli scientists have developed a new earthquake-producing weapon.

[frithguild]

Bush’s fault!

[Vendome]

That’s all?

Well, Christmas is coming.

[ElkGroveDan]

Netanyahu must have gone up to Mt. Sinai after Obama’s call.

[svcw]

5.6 is hardly worth reporting but Iran has dead - weird
Oh well

[Terry L Smith]

This reminds me of an old, old SNL skit. Ed Asner was the senior nuke engineer, and was retiring.

In his retirement speech, he reminded everybody that, “You can never put too much water in a nuclear reactor.”

Some moment in time after he left, of course, therre was an ‘incident’, and the young lions argued as to which way, Asner’s truism was meant to be understood. The majority won out, and they drained the reactor pile.

—scene shift—

Ed Asner is on the beach in Hawaii, admiring the Western view. Everybody else on the beach is rising and staring at the glow coming from the East.

Asner’s wife comes over, ditzy blonde and all, and asks him what he makes of the new view, to the East.

(Sigh) “Yup, I told ‘em. You can never put too much water in a nuclear reactor!” (Shakes his head and walks away.)

Fine’.

[lowbridge]

Next up: a plague of locusts.

[Iron Munro]

Filmed by an Israeli jet that just happened to be passing nearby at the time.

[pallis]

The Israels are going to have to do better than a 5.6. They can claim that was the fore shock to the 11.6 main event.

[NonValueAdded]

Instead of earthquake protection, they should be trying to score some 6 million sunblock.

[Noob1999]

I think that a few nuclear aftershocks are in order!

[GeronL]

Bibi has an earthquake machine?

[proud American in Canada]

Interesting timing... :)