Knowing the University of Georgia’s policies on Media and Public relations, I am wondering if this fool bypassed them.
For one thing, it is patently outrageous, and secondly, it flies in the face of the black evolution theology that we all came from Mother Lucy (or whoever/whatever) they’re calling her these days. :^)
Muslims view of an infidel
So eating a pork chop is sort of like cannibalism.
I’m not going to say he’s entirely incorrect because, after a few beers, what is inconceivable becomes conceivable.
maybe we were genetically engineered by aliens from chimp + pig dna
lol
Oh, yeah. I can see a male pig chasing a female chimp all around the forest and trees finally getting his way with her.
Maybe Zer0 will revert back.
This explains why we like bacon.
Wait, no it doesn’t.
"So I saw this pig chasing a chimp....and he finally nailed her".
The conclusion that we are, in part, the product of the mating of a pig and a chimp is unprovable, as the professor admits, but the similarities between pig and human that he points out are, like it or not, true.
Some scientists are so confident of their superior intellect that they never doubt their own ideas. Even wild speculation is passed off as science, because it is a scientist speaking.
so Muslims descended from pigs
“’Humans evolved after a female chimpanzee mated with a pig”
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The post was obviously a mistake...Should read “Marxist Dimocraps evolved after a chimpanzee mated with a pig”.
"....dat explains a lot....I mean have you ever known a monkey to clean up after themselves?"
“Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools”
Romans 1:22
Hardy’s theory of man’s aquatic origins does better at explaining than the theory of the pig-monkey, who is quoted above.
This is probably the most attention Dr. McCarthy has received in his entire life. Who says Georgia is nothing but a football program, eh?
The Pig and the Monkey can have a lot of fun together. Both these signs are generally happy, positive types and both are sensualists, albeit the Monkey in a bit more of a decadent way than the Pig. The Pig loves fine foods, luscious surroundings, lovemaking, even simple pleasures like sleeping in a comfortable bed and taking a long bubble bath. The Monkey is more decadent than this in that its interests are less home-based and more centered in party atmospheres and big, noisy crowds in which anything can happen. To the Pig, family and close friends are the most important things in life; to the Monkey, the pursuit of pleasure is the important thing.
As lovers, then, the Monkey might spend some time trying to convince the Pig to go out rather than staying in; after all, the Monkey is definitely a sexual being but doesn’t want to spend hours on end in the bedroom. After a while, though, the Monkey will tire of trying to motivate the Pig and will go out on its own. The Pig will have to be ready to compromise, since the Monkey isn’t too flexible. The good thing is, when in love, the Pig is a very generous, acquiescent sign who wants nothing more than to please its mate; the bad thing is, this trait sometimes leads to the Pig allowing itself to be taken advantage of. The Monkey would never knowingly mistreat the Pig but might not be very careful either.
Well, this would explain Islam’s prohibition to eating pork— they could be eating one of their own relatives....