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TSA confiscates sock monkey’s tiny gun...
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| 12/11/13
| Jennifer Cruz
Posted on 12/12/2013 10:19:18 AM PST by Nachoman
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The TSA, committed to our safety.
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posted on
12/12/2013 10:19:18 AM PST
by
Nachoman
To: Nachoman
I bet they won’t try and take the Trunk Monkey’s gun!
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posted on
12/12/2013 10:20:44 AM PST
by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; me = independent conservative)
To: sockmonkey
To: Mrs. Don-o
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posted on
12/12/2013 10:23:58 AM PST
by
don-o
(He will not share His glory and He will NOT be mocked! Blessed be the name of the Lord forever!)
To: Jack Hydrazine
I bet they wont try and take the Trunk Monkeys gun!Trunk Monkey don't play. NomeSayn?
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posted on
12/12/2013 10:25:19 AM PST
by
TangoLimaSierra
(To win the country back, we need to be as mean as the libs say we are.)
To: Nachoman
The TSA needs to be committed, TO AN INSANE ASYLUM!
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posted on
12/12/2013 10:26:02 AM PST
by
SandRat
(Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
To: Nachoman
DANG! Rooster, what were you thinkin?
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posted on
12/12/2013 10:28:07 AM PST
by
showme_the_Glory
(ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government)
To: Nachoman
This is what happens when you flunk out of flipping burgers at McDonalds. They give you a TSA badge and a uniform. And then they spend 15 minutes explaining to them what a gun is, using their thumb and an index finger.
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posted on
12/12/2013 10:28:56 AM PST
by
DoughtyOne
(Zero = zero)
To: DoughtyOne
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posted on
12/12/2013 10:35:06 AM PST
by
don-o
(He will not share His glory and He will NOT be mocked! Blessed be the name of the Lord forever!)
To: don-o
Didn’t I read somewhere that you can now take certain knives and scissors on board the plane? So while this tiny figurine was focused on, something actually threatening was likely being boarded unimpeded.
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posted on
12/12/2013 10:43:46 AM PST
by
DoughtyOne
(Zero = zero)
To: Nachoman
Of course. That’s what really counts. You don’t have to worry about sworn members of a middle eastern death cult whose primary goal in life is to kill Christians and Jews. They’re no problem. A small replica of a gun is really dangerous.
Bull$h!t. What this is is intimidating the normal people and teaching them to be groveling sheep.
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posted on
12/12/2013 10:45:05 AM PST
by
I want the USA back
(Media: completely irresponsible traitors. Complicit in the destruction of our country.)
To: Nachoman
The TSA should hire the sock monkey — it’d probably do a better job.
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posted on
12/12/2013 10:45:52 AM PST
by
kobald
To: don-o
Which member of the mac daddies mindless sock puppet administration was it?
Oh wait, you mean a toy sock puppet, never mind.
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posted on
12/12/2013 10:49:45 AM PST
by
chiefqc
To: Nachoman
It was later reported that the Sock Monkey “...had issues in his personal life...” and Christmas is especially hard on him. The report went on to say that TSA agents discovered a police report from G.I. Joe on a stolen revolver, and within a search of Sock Monkey’s home found evidence of a plan to hijack a plane to the Island of Misfit toys. Thank you TSA. Thank you.
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posted on
12/12/2013 10:55:22 AM PST
by
Made In The USA
(I'm not yelling, just... just talking enthusiastically..)
To: Nachoman
I am not surprised. I ran into something similar at the courthouse in Calgary several months ago. Access to the coutrooms involves going through a metal detector and emptying one’s pockets. I had forgotten that I had a small, mini-Swiss Army knife, a promotional item. I contained a 1 1/2” blade and a 1 1/2” nail file. They confiscated this without the option of returning it. I asked about keeping the plastic toothpick, but was told it was a sharp object, so I was SOL. What they did not seem to understand was that the two pens that I had in my pocket could do more damage than a 1 1/2” penknife blade!
To: don-o
I'm afraid I corrupted you with Monkey Gang Criminal Paraphernalia. I'll visit you in prison, you desperado.
Love, Mrs. Sock Monkey
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posted on
12/12/2013 11:34:35 AM PST
by
Mrs. Don-o
(Sanity is the adequate response of the mind to the real thing: adaequatio mentis ad rem.)
To: Nachoman
My socks don't need a gun to be lethal.
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posted on
12/12/2013 11:51:33 AM PST
by
CrazyIvan
(Obama phones= Bread and circuits.)
To: A Formerly Proud Canadian
I had one of these confiscated at the courthouse metal detectors once:
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posted on
12/12/2013 12:07:07 PM PST
by
Rebelbase
(Tagline: optional, printed after your name on post)
To: Nachoman
Yeh they gave my sister in law 4 patdowns at Atlanta/Darkfield this morning on her way to a Mexican cruise. 5ft nothing, blond hair, typical nordic looking middle aged terrorist. They can’t understand why we didn’t want to go.
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posted on
12/12/2013 1:45:47 PM PST
by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
To: A Formerly Proud Canadian
Where do you think the “lot of 25 pocket knives” on ebay come from?
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posted on
12/12/2013 1:48:52 PM PST
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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