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1 posted on 12/30/2013 2:06:44 AM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
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Why do we have such large empty spaces in our heads, you ask?

So we can fill the void with evolutionary theories, of course.


2 posted on 12/30/2013 2:12:57 AM PST by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults)
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>> our fish stocks — are threatened... That is the real lesson of the aquatic ape theory.

Good grief.

The liberal idiots will jump all over this while pushing for the destruction of nascent human life via abortion.


3 posted on 12/30/2013 2:14:33 AM PST by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)
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increased mental illness and intellectual deterioration.
So liberals don't eat fish,then?
There must be people who have never eaten fish and are operating perfectly normally.
4 posted on 12/30/2013 2:19:03 AM PST by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. " If 2013 were a wine, you'd use it to kill weeds.")
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Sinuses to keep our heads above water? How does that work? Were they filled with helium? Apparently whoever came up with this hair-brained idea is unaware of basic physics. Sinuses are IN your head, so once your head is above water they wouldn’t help much in that regard. Anyway thanks for the laugh.


7 posted on 12/30/2013 2:41:15 AM PST by Nik Naym (It's not my fault... I have compulsive smartass disorder.)
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Baloney


8 posted on 12/30/2013 2:47:12 AM PST by ZULU (Impeach that Bastard Barrack Hussein Obama the Doctor Mengele of Medical Care)
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Gee whiz! Everybody knows the Earth is only about 6700 years old. No time whatsoever to evolve. And running from a tyrannosaur into the mouth of a waiting plesiosaur, no way José!
I thought the Flintstones had all that evilution stuff taken care off!


9 posted on 12/30/2013 2:53:37 AM PST by j.argese (Not anymore!)
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What difference, at this point, does it make?.


12 posted on 12/30/2013 4:09:39 AM PST by pa_dweller (Extremist tea-party-driven hostage-taking legislative arsonist without a life)
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Morgan became infuriated with male-dominated explanations for human attributes such as hairlessness.

???

whatever the truth is...the fact that a male or female propose it is irrelevant. is this a “gotta give one to the girls” theory or the truth....cant be both.

13 posted on 12/30/2013 4:30:52 AM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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Hmmmm . . . I do believe that we might have tens of millions of aquatic apes living the good life on the water's edge:


14 posted on 12/30/2013 4:32:59 AM PST by Dr. Sivana (There's no salvation in politics.)
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You are born with the brains you have. Diet developing a larger brain would not be genetically passed to your children.


16 posted on 12/30/2013 4:48:12 AM PST by Procyon (Decentralize, degovernmentalize, deregulate, demonopolize, decredentialize, disentitle.)
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There is but one reason Humans walk the earth.

God Almighty placed us here.

Evolution is mostly BS, Some of the lesser creatures may have evolved in some small manner, but the one thing scientists cannot explain is that if the creatures evolved, what stopped the evolution.


17 posted on 12/30/2013 4:48:47 AM PST by Venturer (Half Staff the Flag of the US for Terrorists.)
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“Humans are very different from other apes,”

Well, uh…that's because we ain't "apes."
18 posted on 12/30/2013 4:51:07 AM PST by PowderMonkey (WILL WORK FOR AMMO)
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Aquatic Ape, coming to a toy store near you!


21 posted on 12/30/2013 5:28:48 AM PST by count-your-change (you don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough)
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So we are related to the Sea Monkeys they used to sell in comic books?


22 posted on 12/30/2013 5:38:54 AM PST by aomagrat (Gun owners who vote for democrats are too stupid to own guns.)
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“The theory was first proposed in 1960 by British biologist Sir Alister Hardy, who believed apes descended from the trees to live not on the savannah as is usually supposed, but in flooded creeks, river banks and sea shores — some of Earth’s richest sources of food. To keep their heads above water, they evolved an upright stance, freeing their hands to make tools to crack open shellfish. Then they lost their body hair and instead developed a thick layer of subcutaneous fat to keep warm in the water.”

The omni-theory of evolution is so amorphous that one can can dream up any scenario to fit any data, no matter how silly. Exactly what mutations occured to “evolve” the above traits? And why were each of the mutations so advantageous so as to dominate the species and preclude the former traits? A lot of furry creatures live near the water. Perhaps they too are on their way to a furless body. The evolutionists have not a clue - so they speculate and spin yarns.


26 posted on 12/30/2013 7:01:24 AM PST by Mudtiger
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““Humans are very different from other apes,” said Peter Rhys Evans”

Maybe because we are not apes.


29 posted on 12/30/2013 8:06:28 AM PST by Boogieman
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I think I’ll stick with the persistent hunter theory.


34 posted on 12/31/2013 3:07:40 PM PST by gundog (Help us, Nairobi-Wan Kenobi...you're our only hope.)
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