She chose Oprah so SOMEONE else would have a BIGGER BUTT than hers.
I heard YEARS ago (back in the 1990s) that Oprah got busted in Chicago’s O’Hare airport.
It seems one of the drug-sniffing dogs got his head under her skirt and found one hundred pounds of crack.
1. EEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!
2. Hilarious!!