Dear Mr. Kasparov, Normally your statement would carry much weight. Unfortunately, at the moment, there is a widely prosecuted unstated law in the United states that dictates that no one is allowed to follow a story any longer than one that takes up one segment on the Jon Stewart show.
But thank you for playing.
Please call back after Ted Cruz takes up the post. He’s not going away.
Kasparov should comment on Miley Cyrus or Beyonce if he expects his comments to appear in the U.S. mass media.