...but wait, there’s more!
112008UPY0URS: Perforated intestine incurred while playing leapfrog with a unicorn.
AARGH1000: Severe blood loss from repeated paper cuts suffered while handling copies of the Affordable Care Act.
CC666Bsgwejrjk: Compound carpal injury from typing stupid unnecessary regulations.
17T$D3BT: Aggravated snorting of red ink by a Treasury Dept. official.
0ICU812: Choking injury for sword-swallowers and other friends of Barney Frank.
R0TFLMA0: Accidental spillage of a scalding beverage onto one’s genitalia after reading this article.
321.0 SPLAT Liberal Cerebral Defenestration (LCD) or Liberal Acquired Brain Absence (LABA) due to keeping the mind so far open that the brain falls out.
or CTRL+FU.......being shot by a team member by mistake.