When someone points to a turd sandwich and challenges you to "create something better," even a PB&J will suffice.
Reader Andy544 had an excellent reply. Here is an excerpt:
This fairy tale/fable movie twists Scripture, by adding sequences and changing facts that never occurred in the Bible's actual account. For instance, in the Bible, EIGHT people entered the Ark- Noah and his wife, and Noah's 3 sons and their wives. The movie completely 'botches' that concept by making 2 of the sons bachelors, and adds a 'stowaway' from the people outside the Ark, thus depicting a false composition and number of people onboard the Ark- a key element in the Biblical account of Noah, thereby creating a total fabrication and LIE about the four ACTUAL COUPLES who re-populated planet earth after the Flood. Also, the fairy tale/fable "Noah" makes HEROES out of the Nephilim, the Giant offspring of fallen angels and women that Genesis 6:1-4 speaks of.