Miss Me Yet?
Posted on 03/31/2014 2:37:08 PM PDT by Biggirl
The U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) is giving advice to grandparents on how they can get their grandkids to eat healthier, including instructions to give them “hugs” instead of treats, and read government bedtime stories.
(Excerpt) Read more at freebeacon.com ...
... and after sharing a big bowl of tofu, Jack and The Giant lived happily ever after.
The End.
“Discuss likes and dislikes of different foods and talk about what they eat at school or at home,” the agency said. “Involve grandkids in selecting and preparing foods for meals, and offer the same foods to everyone. Avoid making different dishes to please young, fussy eaters.”
I like that: ‘Government bedside stories’. No Bible beside stories ever but how to be gay or lesbian very early.
and give the kids nightmares????
Grandma, can I have a piece of candy?
How ‘bout a hug instead?
Are you f.....g nuts!
Did Joe Stalin ever go so far as to demand something as ridiculous as this?
GAG!
Will bedtime be the time grandparents talk to their grandkids about Obamacare?
Government..Bedtime Stories????
ah ..I admit total ignorance in the area of Government..Bedtime Stories.
Is this trending....somewhere?
Snow White and the Seven IRS Agents, perhaps?
Dick and Jane..and their Dog ..NSA??
“Did Joe Stalin ever go so far as to demand something as ridiculous as this?”
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NO!, But then he just didn’t do things right, just ask the left wing , they will tell you.
This just part of today's kinder, gentler communism. Of course the camps and executions will come later.
A few years ago I bought my grandsons “Hey, Mom There’s a Liberal Under My Bed”. Do you think that would be approved reading?
....and then the dragon ATE the prince and princess
and lived happily ever after...the end. now go to sleep.
Even as an adult, seasoned as I am, government bedtime stories give me nightmares and government hugs cause me to sweat profusely.
Actually I am sure they did do this times a thousand in the old Soviet Union
I can’t wait till these idiots leave on Marine One with that final goodbye wave. It’s going to be a hard fall back to reality for these fools.
Once upon a time there was a small government but it wanted to get big so it ate and ate and ate and soon it was very big. Then all the grand parents and all the parents and all the little boys and girls took away all its food and would chase it away from their doors when it came looking for food until it was a small government again. And they lived happily ever after.
government stories...gotta love ‘em.
So instead of baking cookies with my granddaughter, we should make a salad? I don’t think so.
Can’t these idiots just mind their own damn business???
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