A liberal because I think someone who supports free markets and opposes massive government spending is a better choice over a pretty boy who gives lip service to spending reductions and reducing big government?
Okay.
What is your stance on social issues such as homosexual marriage and abortion?
You are a liberal because closing our borders to the criminals who flood across it every day, a group which includes serial rapists and child molestors is something you think it is okay to oppose.
Rape is not okay. Theft is not okay. Securing the border is a constitutional duty. Opposing securing the border is as far to the extreme left as one can get. It is a rejection of the concept of national sovereignty.
You personally are a Liberal with a big L. A few issues relating to you not wanting to pay taxes do not by any means make you conservative.