and the Garden of Eden was beautiful and available to everyone until Eve said, “Go ‘head ... it won’t hurt you”
I think the garden of Eden was a metaphor. In reality, Bush Jr. introduced the SUV and told Eve it’s OK to drive it. Then she started the first Gulf War just for the oil change, but told Adam to drive her there and pay for it with his Kapitalist credit card. Anyway, I could go on and on about this but you see my point.
But only after the Serpent told Eve: “Take a bite — you’ll like the taste of it.”