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1 posted on 04/16/2014 1:37:22 PM PDT by dontreadthis
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To: dontreadthis

Waiting for guys to start joking about their wives’ being stubborn as a mule...


2 posted on 04/16/2014 1:38:41 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: dontreadthis

I guess it is completely natural for an ass to lust after a mule...Did he specify if the mule was heterosexual or a homo?


3 posted on 04/16/2014 1:42:26 PM PDT by 05 Mustang GT Rocks
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To: dontreadthis

Does he speak from experience?


4 posted on 04/16/2014 1:42:55 PM PDT by WayneS (Help Control Politician Overpopulation - Spay or Neuter Your Senator or Congressman Today!)
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To: dontreadthis

Don’t look back.


5 posted on 04/16/2014 1:43:47 PM PDT by Fido969 (What's sad is most)
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Man widowed after his goat 'wife' chokes to death A Sudanese man who married a goat was in mourning today after his wife died when she swallowed a plastic bag. Charles Tombe shot to fame last year when he tied the knot with Rose. A court ordered him to marry the beast "to save her honour" after he was caught making amorous advances toward the mother-of-one in the middle of the night.… Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-452655/Man-widowed-goat-wife-chokes-death.html#ixzz2z5G3oZqT
6 posted on 04/16/2014 1:43:52 PM PDT by SIRTRIS
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To: dontreadthis

Obamas as a case in point?


7 posted on 04/16/2014 1:45:08 PM PDT by austinaero
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8 posted on 04/16/2014 1:51:38 PM PDT by windcliff
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Given the times we live in, I wouldn’t be surprised if this was a trial balloon. SCOTUS has determined there’s no limit to licentiousness. It’s only a matter of time before child molesting and yes, bestiality, are found under some magic penumbra in the Constitution.

Our nation will continue to pay, collectively, for our collective depravity, right up to the oblivion we richly deserve.


9 posted on 04/16/2014 1:52:30 PM PDT by afsnco
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To: dontreadthis

Why not? I thought that was how Demcorats were produced.


12 posted on 04/16/2014 1:54:21 PM PDT by ZULU (STOP JEB BUSH!!!! NO MORE BUSHES!! US OUT OF THE UN AND UN OUT OF US!!)
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To: dontreadthis

But can he DIVORCE the mule if he’s not happy in the marriage?


13 posted on 04/16/2014 1:54:35 PM PDT by LucianOfSamasota (Tanstaafl - its not just for breakfast anymore...)
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To: dontreadthis

Worked for Obama, I guess.


14 posted on 04/16/2014 1:56:44 PM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (RINOS like Romney, McCain, Christie are sure losers. No more!)
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To: dontreadthis

it’s a slippery slope, once you start down that road, no going back.


16 posted on 04/16/2014 2:08:28 PM PDT by 12th_Monkey (One man one vote is a big fail, when the "one" man is an idiot.)
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To: dontreadthis

Of course it is.

Gullable femailes marry liberal dim-bulb-crats (e.g., mules) all the time.

And visa versa.


17 posted on 04/16/2014 2:08:51 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: dontreadthis

But can the mule say “I do”?


20 posted on 04/16/2014 2:31:39 PM PDT by I want the USA back (Media: completely irresponsible traitors. Complicit in the destruction of our country.)
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Crossing two jackasses would still not create another one.


21 posted on 04/16/2014 2:56:11 PM PDT by amnestynone (Lindsey Graham is a feckless, duplicitous, treacherous, double dealing backstabbing corksucker.)
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To: dontreadthis

They can call it whatever but that doesn’t make it marriage. Marriage is what it is and it ain’t with two men or two women.


22 posted on 04/16/2014 2:56:39 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: dontreadthis; little jeremiah; fieldmarshaldj; AuH2ORepublican; Impy; GOPsterinMA; randita; Sun; ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KpheIh32cQ


23 posted on 04/16/2014 3:29:25 PM PDT by Clintonfatigued (The War on Drugs is Big Government statism)
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Alvin Holmes is an idiot. Yep, we have ‘em at state and national levels. Sigh. I lost faith in our government a long time ago...


25 posted on 04/16/2014 3:42:21 PM PDT by sassy steel magnolia
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My ex brother in law married a jackass cow, I didn’t think that was okay.


29 posted on 04/16/2014 4:28:21 PM PDT by dforest
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Sorry but I know my wife might be as stubborn as a mule, but I won’t marrry one.


36 posted on 04/16/2014 8:52:43 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
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