Uh...lemmie see, Jewish males from 18-25 cappin each other over $2 pack matzah?
Perhaps it would be elderly Amish men assaulting rival Quakers over buggy land rights?
Japanese restaurant owners vying for Chinese restaurant territory.
How bout LBGT rioting over the lack of boutiques in the area. I dunno...I'm so confused.
No need to be confused... The prophets Parker and Stone dedicated an episode about just this sort of thing. D-Yikes!
Well, maybe not boutiques.
Mark