[Daffynition]

Why don't these people just order take-out to prolong their life?

Or maybe it's suicide by cooking. I should apply for a government grant to study this.

[trisham]

Why don't these people just order take-out to prolong their life?

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Excellent idea. No stoves are used with take-out. With delivery, no customer uses a car, either! Solving the world's problems is a snap, isn't it?