[I want the USA back]

Do they have a “trans” day too? A bearded savage day? A Witch day? Gotta get them all.

[Conan the Librarian]

“A bearded savage day?”

Every time I go to DisneyWorld it’s Bearded Savage Day.

The only problems we have had in the 14 years we have been going together is a drunk straight guy attacked my wife and I had to put him in his place.

Most folks are just there to have fun.