[Kenny Bunk]

Sir,
Must you be so niggardly in praise of our POTUS? How dare you?

Our President did right to spend Father's Day with gays.* Do you not realize the havoc wreaked upon the LGBTG Community by Global Warming? Rising sea levels will drown gay couples who wanted nothing more than a day at the beach, you gender normative fascist!

Of what would you have our President speak? Depression II? The real Unemployment Rate? Jobs? Iraq? The Bergdahl Swap? Obamacare? No need. These triumphs speak for themselves.

*Just think of the valuable décor tips he'll pick up for the WH!

[FreeAtlanta]

I wonder if that clown had anything to do with the Styrofoam Greek Columns at that speech he gave before the first election.