“…uh..you mean your CHRISTIAN FAITH…!!!”
(blanches)
“…YES..!!! My CHRISTIAN faith..!!”
LOL... yep. I mean, seriously — what actual Christian would “accidentally” refer to themselves as Muslim? What IDIOT would believe it was an accident? Clearly George Steponallofus didn’t; hence, his quick intervention to “save the day.”
My gawd... There are moments you just can’t freakin’ BELIEVE what has been happening around you for the past 6-1/2 years!