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To: Don Corleone

OK!! Everybody pay attention!

Lesson for today:

1. The sun is 1,300,000 times as big as the earth.

2. The sun is a ball of fire that controls the climates of all its planets.

3. The earth is one of the sun’s planets.

4. The earth is a speck in comparison to the size of the sun.

5. Inhabitants of the earth are less than specks.

Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?


3 posted on 08/10/2014 9:36:17 AM PDT by abclily
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To: abclily

Clearly the 8 gallons if gas I purchased today is much more sigifinate than the sun. /s


6 posted on 08/10/2014 9:43:39 AM PDT by matt04
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To: abclily
How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?

By passing laws! (That was easy...)

19 posted on 08/10/2014 10:44:37 AM PDT by 17th Miss Regt
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To: abclily

Did you get your information from the Internet?

It doesn’t sound plausible. ..

/s


26 posted on 08/10/2014 1:03:26 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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