Some people lie as they breathe. When the putinistas start up with their demented tails it really feels like I’m in a time warp listening to the Soviets talk about peace loving peoples of the world. Stalin would be so proud.
“tails” should be “tales” of course (unless they really have demented tails, now there’s a thought).
You know, for all the ammo and equipment that the separatists pilfered from wherever, one would think they’d be running short about now. Where could they get replacements? [fingers tapping on chin]