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To: ConservativeStatement

Oh for the love of God...

It’s pretty simple. I’ll break it down for the black women who actually need “help” with this.

Infant cries when it is hungry.

Hold infant firmly but gently.

Insert your nipple into the mouth of the infant.

99.9% of the time nature will take its course.

L


2 posted on 08/30/2014 7:13:41 PM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: Lurker

Why do I get the feeling we will be seeing this as an issue if the Dems nominate Dizzy Miss Lizzie or Princess Hillary in 2016?


15 posted on 08/30/2014 7:43:04 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement ("World Peace 1.20.09.")
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To: Lurker

One step better: when a baby is hungry, merely touching the cheek of the baby causes the baby to turn toward the teet. Fer crying out loud. Even a mouse knows how to do this.


21 posted on 08/30/2014 8:07:31 PM PDT by healy61
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To: Lurker

Just curious, how many moms hear needed the support of the government to figure this out.


22 posted on 08/30/2014 8:26:33 PM PDT by MNDude
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To: Lurker

Lurker, maybe you could teach classes? That’s just what I was going to say. What if they are not TAKING the good advice they are given? Could be that.


23 posted on 08/30/2014 8:35:56 PM PDT by bboop (does not suffer fools gladly)
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To: Lurker

For crying out loud I’m a guy and I picked up my niece once with my shirt off and got latched on to!


29 posted on 08/30/2014 8:51:19 PM PDT by CrazyIvan (I lost my phased plasma rifle in a tragic hovercraft accident.)
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