Bey's always been seen as the nice and sweet popstar you'd bring home to mom and dad, but she's also found herself atop many a sexy list, including GQ's Hottest Woman of the 21st Century. But her lyrics on BEYONCE are really the first time she's ventured into all-out dirty territory—we didn't know she could get down like that.
On BEYONCE, Bey's breaking the mold. And the bed. And the kitchen counter. What, you think that's gross? Check out what Beyonce says on her new album, and try not to clutch your pearls too tight.
From the funky disco throwback "Blow":
1. "I kiss you and you lick your lips/ You like it wet and so do I/ I know you never waste a drip/ I wonder how it feels sometimes"
2. "Can you lick my Skittles, it's the sweetest in the middle/ Pink is the flavor, solve the riddle"
3. "I can't wait till I get home so you can turn that cherry out/ I want you to turn that cherry out, turn that cherry out"
4. "Don't slip off when it drip off on top of you"
5. "Gimme that daddy-long stroke"
From the shimmery, sexy Jay Z duet "Drunk in Love":
6. "I get filthy with that liquor, give it to me"
7. "Why can't I keep my fingers off it, baby, I want you"
8. "We woke up in the kitchen saying 'How the hell did this sh-t happen?'"
9. "I fill the tub up halfway then I ride it with my surfboard, surfboard/ Grinding on that wood, grinding, grinding on that wood"
10. "We sex again in the morning, your breastses are my breakfast." (Note: This one belongs to Jay Z. Cover your ears, Blue Ivy.)
From the sexed-up midtempo banger "No Angel":
11. "First both of my legs go back on your head, and whatever you want, yeah baby, I'm bad"
From the club jam "Partition":
12. "Driver roll up the partition, please/ I don't need you seeing 'Yonce on her knees"
13. "Now my mascara running, red lipstick smudged/ Yeah, he's so horny he wants to f---/ He popped all my buttons and he ripped my blouse/ He Monica Lewinsky-ed all on my gown/ Oh Daddy, Daddy, he didn't bring the towel/ Oh baby, baby, we better slow it down"
14. "Over there I swear I saw them cameras flash/ Hand prints and footprints on my glass/ Hand prints and good grips on my ass"
15. "Private show with the music blasting/ He like to call me 'Peaches' when we get this nasty"
From the hot-and-heavy ballad "Jealous":
16. "I'm in my penthouse half-naked/ I cooked this meal for you naked"
And the D'Angelo-inspired "Rocket":
17. "Let me sit this ass on you"
18. "You rock hard/ I rock steady"
19. "Rocket 'til water falls, bathe in these waterfalls"
20. "Baby, I know you can feel it pulse, deep in my waterfall"